Her Talk
I am a firm believer in manscaping. What woman wants an unkept guy. Oral sex is a great thing, however if your man isn't trimmed up, I personally have no interest in doing the deed. Men love oral sex and often wonder why women don't like giving it? We want you groomed all over, including your manhood area. If you want us to be frisky with you down there, manscape yourself. Where have you been living in a cave???? Really, get with the program.
His Talk
Manscaping......What the hell, when was someone going to tell me about this one? I've been stumbling through the dating scene in total darkness on this issue. Thanks for the tip, while I thought nothing was wrong, I must have scared a few ladies half to death with my grizzly Adams look alike kit. First let me apologize for my apparent lack of knowledge and attention to detail. I assure you that attention needs to be paid in regards to this issue. Nothing maybe more of a turn off to your partner than for them to discover that you've hidden the beans and franks deep beneath the wool of the musk oxs. Clean it up guys........!!!!!!!!!
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